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If anyone would like to add, modify or delete their listing(s) in the gallery, simply e-mail us and we will do so. If you find yourself spurred to create a translation of your favorite politician's rhetoric, please submit an MP3 so we can expand the gallery.

Those who are easily offended by heavy doses of irony should probably leave now. You may also hear the occasional cuss word in some translations: you have been warned.

The Donald Rumsfeld Mega Mix (11:43, 10.8 MB) Creator: Scott Walmsley Source Material: Unknown/Various A master mix of Rumsfeld's greatest absurdities.

The Light is Dim (3:48, 3.5 MB) Creator: Edward Flynn Source Material: Unknown Favorite Quote: Too many to name, most of them unspun!

Rumsfeld on Terror (:32, 507K) Creator: Dept. of Corrections Source Material: Appearance on CBS, date unknown Favorite Quote: "My interest is in terrorism in its broadest sense. Because the purpose of terrorism is to terrorize."

Chopping People's Heads Off (1:41, 1.6 MB) Creator: Scott Walmsley Source Material: Unknown/Various Favorite Quote: "People don't go from here over to there. They move this way, just a slight bit. And pretty soon, the overwhelming majority are over in this area."

Definitive Answer (4:11, 3.4 MB) Creator: Norton Scooter Source Material: Unknown/Various General babbling in the direction of bureaucratic mumbo-jumbo that illustrates the quagmire of Iraq quite nicely.

H.S. Rumsfeld (2:32, 2 MB) Creator: Norton Scooter Source Material: Unknown Favorite Quote: "On the other hand, one can understand the pent-up feelings that may result from people who've had members of their family killed. And the coalition forces are doing that." Music: "Helter Skelter" by the Beatles.

Meet the Rummy (2:46, 1.3 MB) Creator: Dept. of Corrections Source Material: Appearance on NBC's Meet the Press, date unknown Favorite Quote: "And therefore, the only thing to do is do what the president has announced he's doing, is to go out and kill innocent men, women, and children..."

Rumsfeld Comes Clean (2:23, 2.1 MB) Creator: Dept. of Corrections Source Material: Unknown Favorite Quote: "The president, over a good many years, demonstrated a wonderful talent and skill at manipulating the media."

Donald vs. ABC (4:40, 4.3 MB) Creator: Scott Walmsley Source Material: Appearance on ABC's This Week With George Stephanopoulos, date unknown Rumsfeld's excuses for bungling the invasion of Iraq accompanied by choice cuts from Apocalypse Now.

Let's Destroy Falluja (2:14, 2.1 MB) Creator: Scott Walmsley Source Material: Unknown

Quiet War (Dub Mix) (4:28, 2.1 MB) Creator: Les Souci Source Material: Unknown