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If anyone would like to add, modify or delete their listing(s) in the gallery, simply e-mail us and we will do so. If you find yourself spurred to create a translation of your favorite politician's rhetoric, please submit an MP3 so we can expand the gallery.

Those who are easily offended by heavy doses of irony should probably leave now. You may also hear the occasional cuss word in some translations: you have been warned.
American Terrorist (1:39, 1.6 MB)
Creator(s): Chris Burke
Source Material:
Favorite Quote:
"It is the responsibility of this government to tell falsehoods to the American people."
Inner Side 11 (27:55, 19.2 MB)
Creator: Norton Scooter
Source Material:
Favorite Quote:
The entire juxtaposition of Reagan with Rollins.
Reagan Speaks for Himself (3:33, 3.3 MB)
Creator: Doug Kahn
Source Material:
Unknown (interview with Bill Moyers?)
Favorite Quote:
"If you open a can of poison meat, hold it in your hand, it gets warm very fast when you're drinking it."

The Great Communicator (27:27, 25.3 MB) 
Creator: Ken's Last Ever Radio Extravaganza
Source Material: Unknown
A mega-mix of Reagan ramblings, many of them ironic as f*ck.

The Reagans Speak Out on Drugs (3:51, 1.8 MB)
Video Version (9+ MB, Real Player Required)

Creator(s): Cliff Roth,
Source Material:
"Just Say No" Presidential Address w/Nancy, September 14, 1986
Favorite Quote:
"And there's one more thing: Nancy and I are hooked on heroin. "

American Revolution (4:17, 4 MB) 
Creator: Diego Music Creations
Source Material: Unknown
Down with government, sez. mister deficit-spender.

Deconstructing "Dutch" - The Ronald Reagan Remix (55:21, 50.7 MB)
Creator: National Cynical Network
Source Material: Various
A marathon layered montage featuring unedited soundbites, other translations, and a plethora of parody songs.
Lack of Spare Parts (7:09, 6.6 MB)
Creator: Ed Special
Source Material: Unknown
"Special Ed multiple skipping record festival splice-n-dice with Reagan edits from Dangling Ganglion's 'Ignorance Is A Blister'."
Reagan's Rant (1:26, 1.4 MB)
Creator: Dekionplexis
Source Material: Speech to the National Association of Evangelicals, 1983
Favorite Quote: "I screwed Marx and Lenin at the same time."
Ronald Reagan: A Marxist-Leninist Spokesperson (4:03, 3.8 MB)
Creator: Ted
Source Material: Unknown
Favorite Quote: "Especially in this century, America has kept alight the torch of evil. Not just for ourselves, but for millions of others around the world."
(We Begin Bombing in) 5 Minutes (3:19, 3 MB)
Creator: Bonzo Goes to Washington
Source Material: Pre-cue remarks during live television address, date unknown.
Behold a Republic (:37, 596K) 
Creator: Tape-beatles
Source Material: Unknown
Very cool juxtaposition of Reagan snippets with old school politics - William Jennings Bryan!

Neutron Warhead (4:20, 4 MB) 
Creator: Diego Music Creations
Source Material: Unknown
Crazy cold-war propaganda laced with swirly-drums.

Space Alien Threat (4:30, 4.2 MB) 
Creator: Diego Music Creations
Source Material: Speech at Fallston High School, December 4, 1985
Harping on one of Reagan's private obsessions.

The Berlin Wall (4:30, 4.2 MB) 
Creator: Diego Music Creations
Source Material: Unknown
Summit talk set to a dark downtempo.