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Those who are easily offended by heavy doses of irony should probably leave now. You may also hear the occasional cuss word in some translations: you have been warned.
America's Biggest Dick (3:35, Flash Player Required)
Creator:  Dangerous Squid Productions
Source Material: Speech to Republican National Convention, September 1, 2004
Dialogue courtesy of Tony Montana, via mouth-melding technology. It might not be completely realistic, but the combo works (does it ever).
C&E Money (3:09, 2.6 MB)
Creator:  Norton Scooter
Source Material: 2004 vice-presidential debate, others
Backing vocals by John Edwards.
Shotgun Dick Mix (:15, 372K) 
Creator: Skidmark Bob
Source Material: Unknown
Favorite Quote: "Fellow citizens, I'm armed with knives and trained to kill people."
The Funny Guy (2:52, 2.7 MB)
Creator: Frenz
Source Material: Interview, date unknown
Favorite Quote: "We got some 45 jobs created in the last couple of months."