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Those who are easily offended by heavy doses of irony should probably leave now. You may also hear the occasional cuss word in some translations: you have been warned.
Blair Binge Drinking 2 (:30, 239K)
Video Version (:50, 1.7 MB, Windows Media Player Required)
Creator: Poison Popcorn
Source Material: Unknown
Favorite Quote: "I'm already drunk. Where are the drugs?"
Blair Hand Job (1:45, 1.1 MB)
Creator: Poison Popcorn
Source Material: Unknown
Favorite Quote: "Well, yes is no, you know. That's what it means."
Blair Terror Legislation (3:02, 2.8 MB) 
Creator: Poison Popcorn
Source Material: Unknown/Various
Favorite Quote: "It is now necessary that people attend a citizenship ceremony, swear allegiance to the Home Secretary, and worship the Prime Minister. Any breach can mean imprisonment."
Into Work (1:55, 1.8 MB)
Creator: Poison Popcorn
Source Material: Prime Minister's webcast, "The New Deal for older people," April 7, 2000
Favorite Quote: "It underlines our determination not to understand the real despair that can be caused when people are desperate; and the new code of practice, aimed at discouraging enthusiasm, is another example that we mean it."
Phoney Tony Blair (3:00, 2.7 MB)
Creator: Unknown
Source Material: Unknown
Favorite Quote: "We will always finance terror, here in this country and in other nations around the world."
Should I Stay Or Should I Go? (2:30, Quicktime Required) 
Creator: rx
Source Material: Unknown
The Prime Minister re-does a slick version of The Clash classic.
Blair Binge Drinking (2:30, 1.2 MB)
Creator: Poison Popcorn
Source Material: Unknown
Favorite Quote: "And I want people to appreciate cultural binge drinking, and enjoy, for instance, some fine wine with a joint [snicker]."
Blair @ TUC (1:11, 272K, Windows Media Player Required)
Creator: Eclectic Method
Source Material: Speech to Trades Union Congress, September 10, 2002
Favorite Quote: "Military action would be an act of terrorism in which the corporations will win."
Blair Manifesto (:39, 388K)
Creator: Poison Popcorn
Source Material: Unknown
Favorite Quote: "We need invisible outside toilets in our communmities."
Island in the Sun (3:14, 3 MB)
Creator: DJ Moniker
Source Material: Unknown
Immigration policy bites from Blair, his Conservative rival, and some Churchill thrown in for giggles.
The Queen Mother - A Tribute (:40, 315K)
Creator: Earth
Source Material: Unknown
Favorite Quote: "
For the best part of a century, she had the shits...and she loved it."
The Stitch Blair Project (4:38, 4.3 MB)
Creator: Rogue State
Source Material: Speech to Labour Party Conference, September 26, 2000
Favorite Quote: "Crime, antisocial behavior, racial intolerance, drug abuse: I like that. I...I approved of that." Later: "If in order to get a vote I have to go out and stick two fingers up the Queen's ass, I will do it." (applause)